Swimmers!
Lifeguard Nights will be making our first appearance of 2012 at the legendary Stone Pony on Friday, February 10th, opening up for The Gay Blades as part of their "Valentine's Ball"! It's our first time ever playing the Pony and we're thrilled. As usual we'll be doing some oldies and some newies, and the lineup will be the same as the Bowery Ballroom, with the addition of Hall O' Famer Dr. Ew Brady on keys and vocals. We're pumped!
Doors are at 7 but we go on at 8 PM SHARP! FOR REAL. They run a tight ship so be on time.
You can buy tickets DIRECTLY FROM US for a mere $10, all you have to do is send the 10 via Paypal to vebrue@msn.com and let me know your address and I'll mail them to you, or if it's close to the day of the show I can just meet you beforehand and give them to you in person.
OR you can buy them online at the door for 12 bucks but that's dumb. Save your two bucks.
RSVP!
https://www.facebook.com/events/231305906947701/
Hope to see you there, safe swimming!
Vincent & Lifeguards
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Friday, January 13, 2012
New album "Chapter 11" is here!
Swimmers!
Here is "Chapter 11," the 11th home-recorded Lifeguard Nights album. Technically I recorded it in 2010, but I've been sitting on it for a while. Eventually it said "Get the hell off me!" so here it is. At the moment, Bandcamp is the only place to buy this album and/or hear these songs. In an effort to save money and be environmentally-friendly, all of our future releases will be digital, and probably straight through Bandcamp.
Here is "Chapter 11," the 11th home-recorded Lifeguard Nights album. Technically I recorded it in 2010, but I've been sitting on it for a while. Eventually it said "Get the hell off me!" so here it is. At the moment, Bandcamp is the only place to buy this album and/or hear these songs. In an effort to save money and be environmentally-friendly, all of our future releases will be digital, and probably straight through Bandcamp.
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Happy New Year!
Swimmers!
Happy 2012! We here in Lifeguard Land hope all your holidays were lovely! I promise this year will be much more productive than 2011, which was the first year since the beginning of time in which I did not release an album. I was working hard on new stuff, though, and you will hear that stuff very soon.
First up, I finally finished "Chapter 11" the 11th (see what I did there?) Lifeguard Nights home-recorded album. After that, the long-awaited "The Last Summer" album, the third and final Lifeguard Nights studio album featuring a wide variety of Lifeguard Nights All-Stars. I am also finishing up the "Dark Side of the Pool" outtakes, which will be it's own album, and The South Jersey Seashore Lifeguard Convention Band's "We're Having A Great Time", which we initially started recording Summer '11 at our LBI house. After that will be a new Lifeguard Nights album, tentatively titled "Black and Brue" featuring all brand spankin' new hits.
I'll also be finishing up the debut album from Ballroom (http://ballroomband.blogspot.com) which features former and occasionally current Lifeguards Steve Honoshowsky and Mike Biskup. That should be out in a couple months.
It's going to be a great year, stay tuned and safe swimming!
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights
Happy 2012! We here in Lifeguard Land hope all your holidays were lovely! I promise this year will be much more productive than 2011, which was the first year since the beginning of time in which I did not release an album. I was working hard on new stuff, though, and you will hear that stuff very soon.
First up, I finally finished "Chapter 11" the 11th (see what I did there?) Lifeguard Nights home-recorded album. After that, the long-awaited "The Last Summer" album, the third and final Lifeguard Nights studio album featuring a wide variety of Lifeguard Nights All-Stars. I am also finishing up the "Dark Side of the Pool" outtakes, which will be it's own album, and The South Jersey Seashore Lifeguard Convention Band's "We're Having A Great Time", which we initially started recording Summer '11 at our LBI house. After that will be a new Lifeguard Nights album, tentatively titled "Black and Brue" featuring all brand spankin' new hits.
I'll also be finishing up the debut album from Ballroom (http://ballroomband.blogspot.com) which features former and occasionally current Lifeguards Steve Honoshowsky and Mike Biskup. That should be out in a couple months.
It's going to be a great year, stay tuned and safe swimming!
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights

Sunday, December 18, 2011
Many Thanks!
Swimmers!
A gigantic thank you to everyone who came out to the Bowery Ballroom Friday night!!! It was another legendary evening for us and wouldn't have been possible without you. Special thanks to THE GUARDETTES (Katy, Alyssa and Eve) for their spectacular dancing, Wormburner, Mad Larry and Booga Sugar for their fantastic rock and roll, and the Bowery Ballroom for hosting us all. Also thanks to Veronica Lola for taking this nice photo:

We'll be back stronger than ever in 2012. Happy holidays and safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights
A gigantic thank you to everyone who came out to the Bowery Ballroom Friday night!!! It was another legendary evening for us and wouldn't have been possible without you. Special thanks to THE GUARDETTES (Katy, Alyssa and Eve) for their spectacular dancing, Wormburner, Mad Larry and Booga Sugar for their fantastic rock and roll, and the Bowery Ballroom for hosting us all. Also thanks to Veronica Lola for taking this nice photo:

We'll be back stronger than ever in 2012. Happy holidays and safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
HUGE NEWS!
Swimmers!
Ho-Ho-Ho, get back over here and give ODB his money! Just kidding. RIP ODB. Great news, we are returning to the BOWERY BALLROOM on Friday, December 16th for another Christmas Spectacular!!! Our old pals Wormburner will be joining us, along with Mad Larry and Booga Sugar, who will be closing out the night with a set of Christmas classics! It's going to be fantastic, and we are pumped.
In honor of this special event we will be busting out all of our greatest hits (or at least what some people might deem are our greatest hits), as well as one brand new rock and roll song, and our Christmas hit. Joining me on the team this year: Bassmaster "Wild Bor" Boris Veysman on bass, Drum Prodigy "He Busy" Steve Honoshowsky on drums, Surf Legend "No Relation to Vincent" Paulie Donofrio on percussion, and introducing Spider Bags' "Fast Party" Gregg Levy on lead guitar. We're going on first so get there early!
7:30 PM - Lifeguard Nights
8:30 PM - Mad Larry
9:30 PM - Wormburner
10:30 PM - Booga Sugar
Get your tickets now!
http://www.boweryballroom.com/event/74779
Hope to see you there! Safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights
Ho-Ho-Ho, get back over here and give ODB his money! Just kidding. RIP ODB. Great news, we are returning to the BOWERY BALLROOM on Friday, December 16th for another Christmas Spectacular!!! Our old pals Wormburner will be joining us, along with Mad Larry and Booga Sugar, who will be closing out the night with a set of Christmas classics! It's going to be fantastic, and we are pumped.
In honor of this special event we will be busting out all of our greatest hits (or at least what some people might deem are our greatest hits), as well as one brand new rock and roll song, and our Christmas hit. Joining me on the team this year: Bassmaster "Wild Bor" Boris Veysman on bass, Drum Prodigy "He Busy" Steve Honoshowsky on drums, Surf Legend "No Relation to Vincent" Paulie Donofrio on percussion, and introducing Spider Bags' "Fast Party" Gregg Levy on lead guitar. We're going on first so get there early!
7:30 PM - Lifeguard Nights
8:30 PM - Mad Larry
9:30 PM - Wormburner
10:30 PM - Booga Sugar
Get your tickets now!
http://www.boweryballroom.com/event/74779
Hope to see you there! Safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights
Friday, October 21, 2011
Happy Halloween!
Swimmers!
It's that time of the year again! No, I'm not menstruating you jerk, it's Halloween time, which means it's time to bust out the old Halloween album that I recorded a few years ago, and try to force it upon you so that it will become a Halloween staple along with pumpkins and trick or treating and sticking razor blades into apples. http://sjslcb.bandcamp.com/album/boo
Safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights
It's that time of the year again! No, I'm not menstruating you jerk, it's Halloween time, which means it's time to bust out the old Halloween album that I recorded a few years ago, and try to force it upon you so that it will become a Halloween staple along with pumpkins and trick or treating and sticking razor blades into apples. http://sjslcb.bandcamp.com/album/boo
Safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights
Monday, October 10, 2011
New song/video
Swimmers,
I was sitting in my front yard playing guitar one day this summer when this song came to me. I decided to record it on my phone just so I wouldn't forget it (as I usually do with new songs), but I think this came out decently as is. So here it is. I'm singing kind of quietly so as not to freak out the neighbors (they're very sensitive).
I was sitting in my front yard playing guitar one day this summer when this song came to me. I decided to record it on my phone just so I wouldn't forget it (as I usually do with new songs), but I think this came out decently as is. So here it is. I'm singing kind of quietly so as not to freak out the neighbors (they're very sensitive).
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Solo Show Sunday!
Swimmers,
I'll be performing solo this Sunday at Rock 'n Joes in Point Pleasant Beach NJ, as part of the "Listen Up" Songwriter Series. I commence rocking at 7:30 PM SHARP, and there will be a short Q&A afterward. Come ask me things, I promise I will mumble a possibly truthful answer. It's gonna be fun. RSVP:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=167480926664400
Safe swimming,
Vincent
I'll be performing solo this Sunday at Rock 'n Joes in Point Pleasant Beach NJ, as part of the "Listen Up" Songwriter Series. I commence rocking at 7:30 PM SHARP, and there will be a short Q&A afterward. Come ask me things, I promise I will mumble a possibly truthful answer. It's gonna be fun. RSVP:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=167480926664400
Safe swimming,
Vincent
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Many thanks!
Swimmers!
Fast times at Seaside Heights last night, we had a blast! There were fireworks, there was a red moon, there were mammoth shots of whiskey, and there was some pretty f'ng great rock and roll. The once-in-a-lifetime line-up included:
Boris Veysman on the bass
Steve Honoshowsky on the drums
Paulie Donofrio on percussion
Gregg Levy on lead guitar
with special guests:
Peter Bellomo on backup vocals
Sean David Cunningham on violin
Sylvana Joyce on backup vocals
Jamie DeJesus on backup vocals
It was fantastic. The setlist is below, although it's missing our triumphant closer, Two Tickets To Paradise.
Videos soon!
Safe swimming,
Vincent
Fast times at Seaside Heights last night, we had a blast! There were fireworks, there was a red moon, there were mammoth shots of whiskey, and there was some pretty f'ng great rock and roll. The once-in-a-lifetime line-up included:
Boris Veysman on the bass
Steve Honoshowsky on the drums
Paulie Donofrio on percussion
Gregg Levy on lead guitar
with special guests:
Peter Bellomo on backup vocals
Sean David Cunningham on violin
Sylvana Joyce on backup vocals
Jamie DeJesus on backup vocals
It was fantastic. The setlist is below, although it's missing our triumphant closer, Two Tickets To Paradise.

Videos soon!
Safe swimming,
Vincent
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
BOARDWALK SHOW + New Track!
Swimmers!
Eyyyy, how's your summer going? I've got some wonderful news for you all, Lifeguard Nights will be performing at EJ's in Seaside Heights on Wednesday, August 17th, which is right on the boardwalk! And there will be fireworks right before our set! And it's FREE! It's the show we've been waiting about 11 years to play. It's going to be fantastic. Come join us!
In the meantime, here's "The Parting," the closing track from the forthcoming "The Last Summer" album. Enjoy!
The Parting by sjslcb
Safe swimming,
Vincent
Eyyyy, how's your summer going? I've got some wonderful news for you all, Lifeguard Nights will be performing at EJ's in Seaside Heights on Wednesday, August 17th, which is right on the boardwalk! And there will be fireworks right before our set! And it's FREE! It's the show we've been waiting about 11 years to play. It's going to be fantastic. Come join us!
In the meantime, here's "The Parting," the closing track from the forthcoming "The Last Summer" album. Enjoy!
The Parting by sjslcb
Safe swimming,
Vincent
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Lamp Post Video!
Spare Tire, Unrequited Love, and 80% of I'd Prefer It If You Weren't In Pornos. Enjoy!
thanks to Lifeguard Wife for shooting.
thanks to Lifeguard Wife for shooting.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Thanks/Lamp Post Round-up!
Swimmers!
Many thanks to all ye who came out to the show this past Saturday at the Lamp Post, it meant a lot to me and I love you all dearly! Thanks to Zac for booking us, Heroes of the Open End for rocking after us, my lovely wife for taking photos/video, Jamie and Kim for the brownies and the super-fun ship wheel, the guy whose name I forget who set up the fun lights around the stage, and last but not least; Steve, Boro and Paulie for joining me. I haven't had that much fun rocking out since...probably the last time we played, almost 6 months ago. Hopefully it won't be six months til the next one. I'll be posting some photos/videos as soon as I can for you to enjoy. Here's what we played:
Bastille Day
Summer Dress
Spare Tire
Unrequited Love
I'd Prefer It If You Weren't In Pornos
City of Golden Lights
Radiator
The Kids Ain't Alright
Robin Hood
Batten Down the Hatches
The Red Eye




Safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguards
Many thanks to all ye who came out to the show this past Saturday at the Lamp Post, it meant a lot to me and I love you all dearly! Thanks to Zac for booking us, Heroes of the Open End for rocking after us, my lovely wife for taking photos/video, Jamie and Kim for the brownies and the super-fun ship wheel, the guy whose name I forget who set up the fun lights around the stage, and last but not least; Steve, Boro and Paulie for joining me. I haven't had that much fun rocking out since...probably the last time we played, almost 6 months ago. Hopefully it won't be six months til the next one. I'll be posting some photos/videos as soon as I can for you to enjoy. Here's what we played:
Bastille Day
Summer Dress
Spare Tire
Unrequited Love
I'd Prefer It If You Weren't In Pornos
City of Golden Lights
Radiator
The Kids Ain't Alright
Robin Hood
Batten Down the Hatches
The Red Eye




Safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguards
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
SHOW + Stuff/Things/Update
Swimmers!
Hope you've all been enjoying the Summer and swimming safely! I've been doing some renegade 'guarding on the weekends in Jersey and so far, so good. Haven't lost a soul on my watch (except for that one guy, but nobody liked him anyway.)
Anywhom, I know that this time of year is typically when we (Lifeguard Nights/The SJSLCB) kick into high gear, and I apologize for our recent lack of shows/productivity. There are a number of reasons for this, including...
1. getting older/burning out
2. commuting 4 hours a day into the city (see #1)
3. everyone in the band lives far away from each other and is in other bands
4. i started a new band Ballroom (http://ballroomband.blogspot.com)
5. bar 9 closed
6. now that i live close to the beach, i actually go there, instead of just singing about going there
...to name just a few. But rest assured, there is plenty of new Lifeguard material still in the works, and it WILL get done soon and you will hear and probably (possibly) love it!
In other fantastic news, on Saturday July 16th we'll be returning to the stage at The Lamp Post in Jersey City, NJ at 10 PM. We'll be playing old oldies, oldies, and newer oldies, and maybe even some newies. It's going to be great. (It's also my birthday weekend, if you care to celebrate that sort of thing.)
Hope to see you there! Safe swimming,
Vincent
Hope you've all been enjoying the Summer and swimming safely! I've been doing some renegade 'guarding on the weekends in Jersey and so far, so good. Haven't lost a soul on my watch (except for that one guy, but nobody liked him anyway.)
Anywhom, I know that this time of year is typically when we (Lifeguard Nights/The SJSLCB) kick into high gear, and I apologize for our recent lack of shows/productivity. There are a number of reasons for this, including...
1. getting older/burning out
2. commuting 4 hours a day into the city (see #1)
3. everyone in the band lives far away from each other and is in other bands
4. i started a new band Ballroom (http://ballroomband.blogspot.com)
5. bar 9 closed
6. now that i live close to the beach, i actually go there, instead of just singing about going there
...to name just a few. But rest assured, there is plenty of new Lifeguard material still in the works, and it WILL get done soon and you will hear and probably (possibly) love it!
In other fantastic news, on Saturday July 16th we'll be returning to the stage at The Lamp Post in Jersey City, NJ at 10 PM. We'll be playing old oldies, oldies, and newer oldies, and maybe even some newies. It's going to be great. (It's also my birthday weekend, if you care to celebrate that sort of thing.)
Hope to see you there! Safe swimming,
Vincent
Friday, June 10, 2011
Our Latest & Greatest Unauthorized Music Video!
Swimmers!
I apologize for the lack of Lifeguard stuff and things the past few months, I happened to find myself in another new band (http://ballroomband.blogspot.com) but rest assured there is still plenty happening in Lifeguard Land. Like this, for example:
UPDATE: The video has been taken down unfortunately, as you can see. If you missed it, I'll have you know it was a hidden-camera close-up shot of a Brazilian woman's ample bottom in a marketplace. Truly remarkable cinema. Ah well. I'm sure there's more where that came from.
Safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights
I apologize for the lack of Lifeguard stuff and things the past few months, I happened to find myself in another new band (http://ballroomband.blogspot.com) but rest assured there is still plenty happening in Lifeguard Land. Like this, for example:
UPDATE: The video has been taken down unfortunately, as you can see. If you missed it, I'll have you know it was a hidden-camera close-up shot of a Brazilian woman's ample bottom in a marketplace. Truly remarkable cinema. Ah well. I'm sure there's more where that came from.
Safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Videos from Fontanas
Swimmers!
Yeah, these are a little old. But they're fun.
Safe swimming,
Vincent
Yeah, these are a little old. But they're fun.
Safe swimming,
Vincent
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Thanks! + Fontana's Setlist
Swimmers!
Thanks for coming out to the rock and roll party this past Saturday night, we had a freakin' blast! Unfortunately, Hrny Wrms had to cancel due to Scott's shitty immune system. Watch and listen carefully to the beginning of this video from last week and you can practically see the moment when karma take physical form and makes Scott sick. And then enjoy the rest of it because it's f'ng awesome.
Anyway, they were bummed, we were bummed, you were bummed, but we pressed on and had a wild time anyway. Lifeguard Wife took some sweet videos which I'll post soon. In the meantime here's what we did:
The Kids Ain't Alright
If Only
Lost Boy
Allie Says
Driveway Dreams
The Gun Show
Mayday
Batten Down The Hatches
Miracle
The Red Eye
We're Having A Great Time*
--encore
Whore
I Don't Like Love
Dire Straits
Over It
*Debut performance (also, a disaster. my bad.)

Strap on a diaper cause there's plenty more rock and roll coming this Spring/Summer!
Stay out of tune, and safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights
Thanks for coming out to the rock and roll party this past Saturday night, we had a freakin' blast! Unfortunately, Hrny Wrms had to cancel due to Scott's shitty immune system. Watch and listen carefully to the beginning of this video from last week and you can practically see the moment when karma take physical form and makes Scott sick. And then enjoy the rest of it because it's f'ng awesome.
Anyway, they were bummed, we were bummed, you were bummed, but we pressed on and had a wild time anyway. Lifeguard Wife took some sweet videos which I'll post soon. In the meantime here's what we did:
The Kids Ain't Alright
If Only
Lost Boy
Allie Says
Driveway Dreams
The Gun Show
Mayday
Batten Down The Hatches
Miracle
The Red Eye
We're Having A Great Time*
--encore
Whore
I Don't Like Love
Dire Straits
Over It
*Debut performance (also, a disaster. my bad.)

Strap on a diaper cause there's plenty more rock and roll coming this Spring/Summer!
Stay out of tune, and safe swimming,
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights
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