Yep, Valentine's Day is here again, just to annoy the shit out of all of us. Even those of us who are happily in love. But for those of you who might find yourself all alone this Sunday, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a nice romantic evening by yourself. Listen to this Lifeguard Nights Valentine's Day classic "I Choo Choo Choose Me" for further instructions:
As for the rest of you, wear some prophylactics dammit. We got too many people running around this planet already.
Vincent & Lifeguard Nights